Back in the day, your mom would say that guys live together with (as opposed to marrying) women because they’re looking for someone better to come along.

Jose Manuel Riella finally figured out that wasn’t going to happen. It took him a while – he’s 103 years old.

Paraguayan couple gets married after 80 years together
An elderly Paraguayan couple have got married in a religious ceremony after living together for 80 years.

The two had already got married in a civil wedding 49 years into their relationship, but had not gone through a religious ceremony at the time.

Technically it wasn’t 80 years of unmarried bliss, but it makes a better story.

No word if they registered at Williams Sonoma.

UPDATE:
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