Because, hey, the Bronx is not downtown Manhattan…
Holder Won’t Rule Out N.Y. 9/11 Trial
Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. said Wednesday that Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and his accused co-conspirators in the Sept. 11 attacks may yet face trial in a federal court in the Southern District of New York, if not in Lower Manhattan.
“The Southern District of New York, for instance, is a much larger place than simply Manhattan,” Mr. Holder said.
And you can rest easy: Osama Bin Laden won’t get his Miranda rights because,
Mr. bin Laden because there is already ample evidence to convict him in the 2001 attacks
It’s not often that I call someone a moron, but I’ll make the exception: What a moron.