Boldly going where no mag has gone before, Newsweek asserts, Without a Doubt: Why Barack Obama represents American Catholics better than the pope does.
And you know it must be true because Kathleen Kennedy Townsend says so:

“The pope has a lot to learn about Catholic politics in America. Barack Obama can teach him.”

There you go.

h/t Meredith Jessup, who said,

As for me, I’ll be sticking with God and continuing to thank Him for term limits.

Do I hear an “Amen!”