The largest narco-terrorist organization in the world is partyin’ hearty:
Many visitors to the six-day 10th annual conference held by the leftist guerrillas of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) – which is currently underway in Caquetá department, deep in the grasslands of Yarí, in the southwest of the country – have been struck by some unlikely comparisons with the Woodstock festival in the US.
It has to be said the complex of tents and stages set up here looks more like the legendary 1969 event than an forum to debate the FARC’s peace deal with the Colombian government on August 25, ending half-a-century of conflict that left more than 200,000 dead and displaced millions of people.
What is there to debate? They got everything they wanted.
There’s even the FARC “experience” for gullible journalists pretending they are at a Scout jamboree
The conference site, includes a “guerrilla experience” area, where two camps have been set up by FARC units from different areas of Colombia, allowing the hundreds of journalists attending the event to use ditch latrines, shower using rain water after rising at 5am with their guerrilla hosts, and enjoy a single daily meal with them.
The hundreds of journalists killed by the FARC were not available for comment on their experiences at the FARC version of the Hotel California
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the master’s chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can’t kill the beast
Meanwhile, the FARC refuse to disarm until granted full amnesty,
Farc aplaza indefinidamente la entrega de armas hasta que haya amnistía total pic.twitter.com/A3qWmP1yni
— Álvaro Uribe Vélez (@AlvaroUribeVel) September 19, 2016
But fret not, once the FARC have seats in Congress the real partying will get started.