The government wants to protect you from ham

The government wants to protect you from ham, and not just from any old ham, but from the gold standard of celestial hammy exquisiteness.

Read my article here.

While Customs and Immigration protect us from ham, here are a few Drudge headlines,

BORDER BATTLE: Obama Admin gives tips to illegals on getting work permits... ICE Director says no one fired for releasing 65,000 criminal aliens onto streets... 5,000 freed in Arizona... 280 arrested in Midwest for robbery, burglary, battery, hit and run... Caught, released, caught and released again... Zuckerberg's cynical ploy for cheap foreign labor... Mexico Now Deporting More Than USA... 'Dramatic shift'... Technical 'glitch' cripples US visa system... Robots to replace border police in France... Greek island swamped by refugee flood; No relief in sight... Haitians booted from Dominican Republic uncertain of future... 'The Dead Are Coming': Berlin activists bury drowned refugees... Central European states against migrant quotas... Record gains for anti-immigrant party in Danish vote...