One for three big lies* joke:
- Cuba recompensará a las empresas españolas fieles “en los años difíciles”
- Spaniards keen to invest further in Cuba before US lifts trade embargo
The pledge was made to Jaime García-Legaz, Spain’s secretary of state for trade, who this week has been leading a delegation of Spanish business people representing 43 companies to Cuba in search of investment opportunities.
The Spanish companies can now adapt the joke* to 1. The check is in the mail, 2. I’ll respect you in the morning, 3. I’ll pay you what I owe you.
* The three big lies joke (NSFW):
Q: What are the three biggest lies?
A: 1. The check is in the mail, 2. I’ll respect you in the morning, 3. I won’t come in your mouth.