Before (c. 2013):
Multi-millionaire socialist, former soccer superstar Diego Maradona, enjoying a stogie while displaying tats of Che and the Kirchners (among others) on curiously hairless arms,
Is he aiming for a spot in the Men who look like old lesbians website?
Diego Maradona is the new Uma Thurman.
— Mauro De Marco (@MauroDeMarco) February 11, 2015