Action:
Anthony Weiner Announces Bid for Mayor
Reaction:
Weiner Makes It Official: Thrusts Himself Into NYC Mayoral Race
Sources say NY Post, Daily News execs signed order early this a.m. allowing headline writers to tap National Strategic Penis Jokes Reserve.
— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) May 22, 2013
UPDATE:
For some NSFW fun, check out #WeinerHeadlines on Twitter