If you thought any guy could look like a postman by ringing twice, wearing blue short-sleeve shirts, baggy shorts, knee-high socks and sturdy walking shoes (like one of the guys at tango used to), the USPS wants to prove you wrong:
Postal Service to launch new clothing line in 2014
The Postal Service chose “Rain Heat & Snow” as its own brand name
They’ll be more successful if the had a “dark of night” line of lingerie and sex toys.
Or maybe if they marketed some dog repellent.
(h/t Ace, who’s even more stoked about this than you.)