God’s way of telling you you have too much money and spare time

I don’t really understand why people insist on getting working dogs to have exclusively as pets, so here’s what happens,

In a Tale That Wags Dog Owners, They Rent Flocks for Bored Collies
Compulsive Sheep Herders Need a ‘Job’ to Entertain Them; ‘That’ll Do’

Now, if rather than rent sheep they would train the border collies to plow snow, we could hire them in New Jersey,

New Jersey drivers are reminded to clear all the snow off their cars. Under a recently enacted law, drivers will be fined for driving with snow on their roof tops.

Don’t get the dog on the car’s roof, but if you train your dog to clear the driveway, email me.