Wish I had made this up.
Silvio Berlusconi is at it again.
No, not with teen girls and such.
This time he’s got a new penis, at taxpayers’ expense:
New penis for statue in Silvio Berlusconi’s Rome office
A marble Roman statue of Mars has had its snapped-off penis rebuilt and reattached on the specific orders of the prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi.
Noticias24 says the 2d Century AD were originally made to a likeness of Emperor Marcus Aurelius and his wife Faustina representing Mars and Venus.
And in case you need and extra pair of hands, Faustina’s are detachable.
So is Mars’s penis.
The statues are now housed at Berlusconi’s official residence. Let the party begin!