I’m still under the weather with a miserable cold, so here’s one for you, particularly for all of you engaged in active sports (no, watching football is not an active sport),
What to do when body parts fall off
Finally, notes Manthey, keep the body part with you. For example, don’t give it to a spouse, who might end up getting separated from you on the way to the hospital.
I’m just…uh…trying to picture that scenario. So let’s say you cut off your finger (or other appendage) in some particularly sub-moronic way. Your very concerned spouse then insists on driving it to the hospital while you follow along in a separate car and meet them there. Is it a ruse and they’re already on the way to Mexico to sell your finger (or other appendage) on the black market? Or are they planning on pulling a Lorena Bobbitt, dumping whatever it is you’ve lost on the roadside? However improbable, it may be good advice to stick close to your body part.
Or you might end up like one of The Big Lebowski’s nihilists,
Yes. Any excuse is a good excuse to bring up The Dude.