Fidel Castro is not only alive, he’s back wearing green fatigue shirts roomy enough for his colostomy bags. Yesterday he gave a totally incoherent speech on Middle East nuclear war, world peace, reversing climate change and planting trees to students at his former alma mater, the University of Havana.
Here’s the video,
By the way, this is the same guy who was telling Nikita Khrushev to nuke the USA during the Cuban missile crisis.
I wonder if Barbara Walters will now want to show up by his bedside and boink him, like she did in the 1960s. After all, groupies never die.