After the Russian spies and Cat Woman, it’s time for today’s important penis news:
On the trail of Tutankhamen’s penis
When I started investigating a news story about the possible cause of King Tutankhamen’s death, I never expected to end up on the trail of his penis.
And why is that?
But on closer scrutiny of his paper, I spotted a note admitting that the penis in question is no longer attached to the king’s body.
Well, at least it wasn’t because Tut had been watching too much internet prn.
Sing it, Steve,
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