Dan Miller reports on his recent Bolivarian vacation experience:
Going on Vacation to Venezuela? What Could Go Wrong?
You will discover new ways to conserve water and electricity, the supplies of which a thoughtful and ever compassionate government has wisely limited by allowing the infrastructure to deteriorate naturally.
It’s not the Canyon Ranch, but, hey, you may still lose the pounds,
For the many health conscious tourists, Venezuela can’t be beat; indeed, one could drop ten pounds or more due to the massive food shortages obviously caused by capitalist greed, food hoarding, incompetence of a few petty officials, speculation, and the bourgeois nature of some union members.
Go read the rest – you’ll want to book the earliest flight available. As they said in Burn After Reading, “Put him on a plane to Venezuela!”
(Dan also forwarded the link.)
