Melek says April 4, 2010 at 12:48 am “Can’t wait for the fiber from all the aragula I have been eating from my wonderful organic garden to kick in!” Happy Easter 🙂 Melek “The real wants of the people ought never to give way to the imaginary wants of the state.” ~ Montesquieu
Nolanimrod says April 4, 2010 at 4:02 am This is how I try to grab them. But they’re so small it’s hard to keep a grip. And then, if he actually realizes what we’re up to, they flee inside his groin.
Francis W. Porretto says April 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm “If I flex just like this, my boobs are bigger than my biceps, even if you can’t see it!.”
Gringo says April 4, 2010 at 3:42 pm What did this woman have on Barack Obama to cause him to marry her? What inside information did she threaten to divulge if he didn’t marry her?
Jeremayakovka says April 4, 2010 at 6:20 pm “I’ve got just one thing to say to disgruntled Tea Partiers: GRRRRR!” “Knucklebump? You wanna see a knucklebump? I gotcher knucklebump, right HERE!” “Let us rejoice at the blessed miracles of this Easter with inspirational words from the Obama family pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright….” “I can outfox Carla Bruni anyWHERE! AnyTIME! Especially with this oversized, faux-woodgrain-pleather, plastic-Presidential-Seal-buckle boob belt.”
HULK SMASH!
“Who gives a BFD about Sarah Palin? Why, I’ll murderize ‘er!”
America – you’re Fucked!
“Can’t wait for the fiber from all the aragula I have been eating from my wonderful organic garden to kick in!”
Happy Easter 🙂 Melek
“The real wants of the people ought never to give way to the imaginary wants of the state.” ~ Montesquieu
This is how I try to grab them. But they’re so small it’s hard to keep a grip. And then, if he actually realizes what we’re up to, they flee inside his groin.
“That white guy behind me spit at me.”
Just so you know, You should have voted for me for Pres.
“If I flex just like this, my boobs are bigger than my biceps, even if you can’t see it!.”
What did this woman have on Barack Obama to cause him to marry her? What inside information did she threaten to divulge if he didn’t marry her?
“I’ve got just one thing to say to disgruntled Tea Partiers: GRRRRR!”
“Knucklebump? You wanna see a knucklebump? I gotcher knucklebump, right HERE!”
“Let us rejoice at the blessed miracles of this Easter with inspirational words from the Obama family pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright….”
“I can outfox Carla Bruni anyWHERE! AnyTIME! Especially with this oversized, faux-woodgrain-pleather, plastic-Presidential-Seal-buckle boob belt.”
I’m gonna just SQUEEZE the fat out of your children!