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October 29, 2009 By Fausta

Green and dirty

In order to “save the earth” apparently we must all give up basic sanitation.

Last year it was the Manhattan couple that stopped using toilet paper. Ugh.

This year it’s the fool feeling guilty about taking hot showers. After deluging us with statistics about how wasteful it is to run hot water, she advises us to “take a shower if you need it.”

Listen to me, and listen to me carefully:

Take a shower.
You need it.

As you have noticed, I’ve taken up tango recently, and there is nothing more unpleasant than to come in close contact with someone who has not showered. I even suggested that one of the organizers post one of those signs they have by public swimming pools that say “SHOWER BEFORE YOU ENTER.” You can offer people mints and gum for bad breath, but when you’re on the dance floor you can’t pull a soapy washcloth out of thin air and wash down someone who hasn’t showered. Worse yet, after you’re done dancing with that person, your nostrils hang on to the odor.

We live in the most technologically advanced society in the history of mankind. I urge you to please avail yourself of the most efficient water heater you can afford, and by all means, take a nice hot shower.

shower

Of course this trend towards skimping on basic sanitation goes well with people who think Cuba is a paradise. After all, there is no toilet paper in Cuba (h/t Babalu), and the average person does not have the financial means to own and maintain an efficient water heater. The chronic power shortages don’t help, either.

Living in green misery and living in a totalitarian society might go hand-in-hand. Take advantage and enjoy the benefits of a free capitalist society while you can, and shower on.

Your dance partner will thank you.

Now if you will excuse me I’ll go try to get some relief from this cold that’s making me miserable and take a hot shower.

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Comments

  1. Pete says

    October 29, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    But if you’re in Venezuela, the shower can last no longer than 3 minutes:

    http://daniel-venezuela.blogspot.com/2009/10/chavez-busy-solving-electricty-problem.html

    Hope the cold gets better soon!

  2. Pat Patterson says

    October 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    In California, where we are currently in the 101st year of a calamitous drought, a study group has released several suggestions concerning water usage in the state that have gone straight to the floor of the Assembly and Senate without the citizens ever even hearing the plans. But the important thing to remember is that when that bucket of sand comes to you for your bath and all the soapy water is now fermenting on the grass how good you’ll feel. Not clean mind you, just elevated.

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/earth/4335060.html

  3. The Tango Notebook says

    November 2, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    At least have a survival bag handy with a toothbrush and toothpaste and deoderant. A shirt that wisks away sweat also helps to keep the guys dry. Am I speaking from experience, here? Maybe 🙂

  4. Fausta says

    November 2, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    You ought to write a post on that, Pete!
    Maybe I’ll have a “shower before you enter” sign made, too.

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