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Dickipedia on Chavez

The news from Venezuela is bad, so here’s a little respite, via The Devil’s Excrement:
Dickipedia’s entry on Hugo Chavez

Hugo Rafael Chávez Frias (born July 28, 1954) is the President of Venezuela, an outspoken critic of neo-liberal globalization and other concepts nobody else besides U.S. college students and CNN analysts care about, and a dick.

Simply put, Chávez isn’t really dangerous; he just wants a little attention.

In fact, few people would care about Hugo Chávez were he not the head of an oil-producing country. As far as megalomaniacs go, Chávez is strictly small dick potatoes, or, papas pingas pequeñas.

Go read the rest.

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  2. LOL, Bill!

    “Queen Māyā of Sakya: birth mother of the Gautama Buddha, the founder of Buddhism. Though her son would be revered as the Supreme Buddha, viewed by many as an immortal, god-transcending being, she could not resist suggesting that perhaps if the Buddha lost a little weight, maybe he still wouldn’t be single after all these years.”

    Love it!