Hugo Rafael Chávez Frias (born July 28, 1954) is the President of Venezuela, an outspoken critic of neo-liberal globalization and other concepts nobody else besides U.S. college students and CNN analysts care about, and a dick.
Simply put, Chávez isn’t really dangerous; he just wants a little attention.
In fact, few people would care about Hugo Chávez were he not the head of an oil-producing country. As far as megalomaniacs go, Chávez is strictly small dick potatoes, or, papas pingas pequeñas.
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