Not tango, adultery
No milonga for him!

Following up on the Sanford saga, now it turns out he was not hiking, instead, he was in Buenos Aires:
Sanford met in Atlanta after returning from South America
Governor says he never hiked Appalachian Trail; says he cruised along the coast of Buenos Aires to unwind after stressful legislative session
S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement to the media.
If he spent his time in Buenos Aires dancing the milonguero style, I’ll back him for POTUS.
And, governor, if you’re reading this and you tango, let’s meet at the milonga.
UPDATE
Michelle Malkin:
Maybe if the IGs showed up in Argentina, the press would give their disappearances the attention they deserve.
IGs = Inspectors General.
Maybe now that will explain the rumors that Gov Sanford was last seen getting on a private jet humming Don’t Cry for Me Argentina and carrying one of those big scooping nets that pool cleaners use. He was Flyin’ Down to Bueno to help in the recovery of the black box from Air France #447. he had tried to hike there but a few of his aides pulled him out of the Atlantic when the water got to his nose.