In the ongoing Padre Alberto soap opera, this:
Father Cutié suspects Cuban spies taped his affair
In an interview taped Friday and aired Tuesday night on Univisión’s Aqui y Ahora, Cutié — whose fate with the Catholic church remained up in the air Wednesday — intimated it might have been Cuban spies who followed him and taped him getting frisky with his lover on a beach in Miami.
”I knew that during some time I was being followed,” Cutié said. ‘I think that being Cuban-American, we have that paranoia that perhaps it could be someone from another government, from another place. … I had experiences at Radio Paz of seeing strange cars when I would leave work late or arrive early. I would see things and I would say, `I wonder who would be following me?’ ”
Anyway, Univision has the perfect photoshop: