It ain’t over ’till the fat lady sings

Unfortunately she didn’t win,

Susan Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent to the ten-person dance crew Diversity. “Lads, I wish you all the best,” said Boyle graciously. It was a stunning loss. Boyle took second place in the voting.

In a fable for our times, Diversity won the day,

Now, if we get Pilobulus to dance to hip-hop, and change their name to PC, as in politically correct, we’ve got a winner!

In the meantime, let’s hope someone signs up Susan Boyle as Mama Rose in Gypsy. Everything’s coming up roses!

UPDATE

Susan Boyle set to make millions after Britain’s Got Talent
Susan Boyle, the undisputed star of Britain’s Got Talent, is on course to make more than £5 million from television, advertising and record deals.

Good for her.