Bizarre news of the morning,
Taliban Chief Claims Responsibility for N.Y. Shooting Massacre
A Pakistani Taliban militant leader has claimed responsibility for the attack on a U.S. immigration center in New York state in which 13 people were killed, Reuters reported.
“I accept responsibility. They were my men. I gave them orders in reaction to U.S. drone attacks,” Baituallah Mehsud told Reuters by telephone from an undisclosed location on Saturday.
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Representative Maurice Hinchey, whose district includes Binghamton, told the New York Times that indications are the gunman was an immigrant from Vietnam.Mehsud’s claim comes as a suspected U.S. drone fired two missiles at an alleged militant hide-out Saturday in northwestern Pakistan, killing 13 people.
Call me naive, but how likely is it for a Pakistani Taliban to have a network in upstate NY involving Vietnamese immigrants?
The Taliban chief is willing to take credit for other murders, too:
Earlier this week, Mehsud claimed responsibility for a deadly attack on a police academy in the eastern city of Lahore that left at least 12 people dead, including seven policeman. He warned that his group would carry out more attacks in the country unless the U.S. stopped drone attacks against militants on the Afghan border.
The militant leader also threatened to attack the White House, although the FBI said he had made similar threats previously and there was no indication of anything imminent. The U.S. has offered a reward of up to $5 million for Mehsud.
Let’s hope a drone takes care of him soon.
Yesterday The Lede liveblogged the news reports on the shooting.
Photo via OTB.
UPDATE
Warner Todd Huston sheds light on the story,
But we all know this “acceptance of responsibility” is an outright lie. We may not know why Jiverly Voong went off the deep end, but we know he had zilch to do with Pakistan. So, why did Reuters think it a story worthy of reporting? There can only be one reason.
You see by telling us the lie of Baitubooolah Meshaweazel Muhammad something-or-another who is claiming he was responsible for the rampage Reuters can also promulgate anger toward our Predator drone program that has been so successful in killing these Taliban and al Qaeda scum-bags.
Reuters knows full well the story is bunk. But if it helps turn more people against the U.S. efforts to stop Islamofascist terror, well, that is a tale worth telling.
Dear Mr.Mehsud,
As I’m sure you are aware, we make a presumption of innocence in our criminal courts. You are therefore invited to present yourself at the Binghampton police headquarters to assist in our investigation. Please bring all relevant documents, including names, addresses, cell phone computer and E-mail contact information for all co-conspirators. Video evidence of planning meetings would also be helpful.
Do not be insulted by this request. It in no way indicates that we doubt your story. We merely want to prove your crime to the world so that you may inspire even more cannon fodder. Rest assured, we will not be lenient in punishing you because of your cooperation. At best, we might allow you to choose that part of your anatomy from which you will hang.
Yours truly,
Binghampton Police Department
Please note that the Binghampton Police Force has an stringent environmental program. All organic waste is recycled through our advinced porcine-enabled decomposition system.
Judging from the photo at least the mystery of where all the Deadheads went has now been solved.
Judging from the photo at least the mystery of where all the Deadheads went has now been solved
Actually, Pat, the picture reminded me of this instead http://www.pups4sale.co.nz/english_springer_spaniel_03_puppies_for_sale.jpg .
Yeah,
Why not take credit for the Galveston flood too- When you are a bloodthirsty, genocidal congenital liar nothing seems preposterous.
I bow to the superior intellect!