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Mrs Clinton offers day with Bill
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is offering the chance to spend a day with her husband Bill in exchange for help paying off her campaign debt.
A day with Bill: what possibly could go wrong!
The day with Mr Clinton involves meeting him in New York and attending “several interesting events”.
Better leave that to the imagination, but leave the cigars at home just in case.
As long as the winner is not a female, 14 – 64, under 200 pounds or talks with her eyes closed, what could possibly go wrong?
Still, I’d advise any winner to bring their own ice and some neosporin…
Is that a pimpish grin on her face?
I just saw over at Commentary that the day with Bill was one of 3 options. No. 2 was a trip to American Idol. No. 3 was (Put down your coffee; I accept no responsibility for damaging your computer.) a tour of DC with Carville and Begala! And if that doesn’t bring in the money, they could offer a pine needle tea with Kim or a stoning party with the Dinner Jacket.
I’d lov to see Bill’s reaction if he comes in last.