Jacques & Sumo, out on the town, in happier days
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle:
The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten.
And the poodle’s named Sumo, at that.
Iowahawk couldn’t have done better. Chirac should be happy it wasn’t Bush’s poodle.
Now THAT is a headline you don’t see every day!
Never trust a poodle to do a pitbull’s job. 🙂
Frenchman Loses Fight To Poodle? How is this news?
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There are so many jokes in this, on so many levels, that I don’t know where to begin!
Sometimes, biting the hand that feeds you is a GOOD thing.