“What possessed our prehistorical ancestors to feast and fornicate on this day of all days?”

“What possessed our prehistorical ancestors to feast and fornicate on this day of all days?” asks Rick Moran

Short answer: Back then there was no internet.

Now with internet, there’s the Global Orgasm (“Peace through global ecstasy”), but will it be an anti-climax?

Sex, puns, and internet. What more can a woman want? 24 – that’s what!