She was once a sweet little girl with a unibrow, obedient and devout, but after she grew up, got married and divorced, she went bad.
How bad, you ask?
She became a welfare mother, shacked up with some guy, got some tats, and became a pole dancer willing to drop her kinky gear,
a police uniform, a French maid’s outfit and various office clothes
saying she’s ‘willing to go topless if the venue is right.’ She even works a fire-eating routine into her act.
As Jeff Foxworthy would say, “You must be a redneck!”
Not so. Well, at least not an American redneck.
She looks like a really tough chickie, though. That’s her on the right:
Firebrand dad, fire-eating daughter.
Jim has the photo that’s sure to get her a fatwa. Or a big tip. Or both.
(h/t the Baron)