First we had the 2,000 year old man,
Now, we got really old jokes: via OTB, World’s oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.”
The Thing Remade, Starring G.I. Joe Action Figures:
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet