Barack Obama isn’t really one of us. Not in the normal way, anyway.
To them I say, all right, you want to know what it is? The appeal, the pull, the ethereal and magical thing that seems to enthrall millions of people from all over the world, that keeps opening up and firing into new channels of the culture normally completely unaffected by politics?
Ok, guys, before we continue reading let’s cue to Caine’s theme from the old Kung Fu series:
While the music plays (the video only shows the photo of Caine, so you can read on while the music plays), let’s read the good part:
Here’s where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.
Forget Chris Matthews’s thrill up his leg: I never thought I’d say this, but this article may be ushering a new era of fellational propagandistic political prose with a New-Age twist.
My joy is complete.
Then I checked out Joyner‘s post and it turns out Morford was rather low-key about the Obamamessiah – some folks have worked themselves up to a screaming orgasm (marked by the CAPS at the end):
Through the miracle of Google, I see a discussion from February that points out that, “There is one candidate still left in this race who is an Earth Ally. His name is Barack Obama. Yes, thats right. Barack Obama is an Earth Ally. He is a light worker. He is a being of light. He is not conscious of this, but subconsciously he is. His speeches of change and hope are evidence of this. He is the candidate the Galactic Federation of Light would like to win.” It is also noted that “Obama is a Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) member. The CFR IS THE ILLUMINATI!”
If Obama is a “lightworker” then what does that make anyone who opposes him, even mildly?
Good question. As Jonah Goldberg puts it,
Obama willing, my re-education facility will be somewhere in the mountains, with a nice view.
Add tango lessons and tango shoes for mine.