A friend just emailed me this, which he found at Last of the Few,
Kids told to bake PC pizza
STUNNED schoolkids were asked to design a politically-correct PIZZA which would not offend anyone.
Pupils were told to discuss which toppings might upset religious groups, veggies or people with allergies.
In response, The Sun’s culinary experts have cooked up the most unPC pizza in Britain, with ingredients to offend everyone.
Here you have it:
I’ve never thought of foi gras on pizza, but this sounds good… maybe add a slice of truffle while at it.
I notice they left off the offensive pork –
Yes – no real bacon!