Global Warming is a religion and Algor’s its priest:
Bono confesses sins to ‘Father’ Al Gore
“It’s like being with an Irish priest”
Who are famous for their love of whiskey…
“You start to confess your sins,” he said. “Father Al, I am not just a noise polluter, I am a noise-polluting, diesel-soaking, gulfstream-flying rock star.”
You flatulent oil guzzler, you!
“I’m going to kick the habit. I’m trying father Al, but oil has been very good for me — those convoys of articulated lorries, petrochemical products, hair gel.”
Bono said in the video, “My wife is sleeping with Algor”, which we all hope is a figure of speech. Bono’s pretty funny and one hopes he’s kidding, at least for Tipper’s sakes.
The article concludes,
Bono and Gore were in Davos to push their respective campaigns for poverty alleviation and reducing carbon emissions.
Cutting down on the bulls**t and the hypocrisy wouldn’t hurt, either.