For some reason this particular spam got through, and look at the happy news,
FROM: ALPHA FINANCIAL CONSULT.
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of £6,000,000.00 GBP (Six Million British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you).
We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed upon your acceptance.
Upon your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance,
Your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary LEGAL documents in your name at our high court probate division for the release of the fund in question.
Please contact me immediatley so that we can get this done immediately.
Mr. Hamilton Greg.
And you know he’s got to be right because, after all, how many other people can possibly “bear the [same] surname identity” as I?
Don’t hold your breath, Harry Winston!