… a mom is lying in bed sick with a cold, napping. The TV set is on.
Her son tip-toes into the bedroom to pick up The Economist, which was on top of the dresser next to the bed.
The mom wakes up with a start, “Oh! I was just having a nightmare… Uma Thurman was in a kung-fu movie with David Carradine. It was awful.”
To which he replies, “Yeah, Mom, they’re playing Kill Bill on TBS right now. Look.”
Fade to screechy horror movie music…
Oh, yes. “Kill Bill” (Vols. 1 & 2) are classic morality tales in which the individual defeats evil. Loved ’em both, even though Tarantino is an insufferable jerk.
I wasn’t in good enough shape to pay attention, but maybe I’ll rent them.
At the same time, I’d prefer Chow Yun Fat instead of the bad girl.