Now, I don’t know a thing about sports. And I certainly don’t know anything at all about football or soccer. So I’m completely amazed that a guy who wasn’t scoring in his last team has just signed a contract for a quarter of a billion bucks. What’s even more amazing is that the guy is referred to as a sex symbol. I kid you not. The TV anchors say, “the superstar and sex symbol” – I just heard one right now.
A sex symbol? He spends more on manicures than I – and I go for a manicure every week!
So it seems to me that the lesson in this is, have a really really good agent.
Even the obscene amount of money offered to pseudo-royal Beckham cannot tarnish my anticipation. After all, if Jack really wanted Beck’s money, all he’d have to do is show up and take it. Like candy from a baby. And he wouldn’t even need a hacksaw.
And I bet Sir Becks doesn’t even own a pair of Jack Bauer pajamas
Did she say, Sir Becks? He was knighted?
Get me that agent – I want to be a Dame!
Here’s a quick 24 round-up:
24 facts about ’24’
James Cromwell will appear on season six as Jack Bauer’s father. Sorry, Donald. Guess you weren’t believable enough to play Jack’s dad.
NY Times delivery update:
For the first time since I started assertively asking (i.e., stopped paying) the NYT to discontinue weekend delivery, the paper was not on the driveway this morning. Did they finally stop? The real test comes tomorrow. One time they didn’t deliver early on Saturday but they delivered it later. If it’s not on the driveay by then, it must mean they stopped.
Via Pamela, not a sex symbol but a very sexy performer: Charles Aznavour. Some day I’ll post about the time I saw him on stage, but for now, hear him sing She
What a fabulous guy.