I’ve always said,
but you can remain immature forever!
Now it looks like you may be young only twice: Americans: 60’s are the new middle age (h/t Maria)
Global research group AC Nielsen surveyed people in 42 countries and found 60 percent of Americans, the world’s biggest consumers of cosmetic surgery and anti-aging skincare, believe their 60’s are the new middle age.
That means I spoke too soon.
Well, at least I’m still a suburban matron.
In other news, it looks like some of us might not reach “the new middle age”:
Democratic leaders are poised to gut America’s missile defense
The middle-aged Dems must have been doing some yoga, since they clearly can get their heads up their a***s.
Today’s Christmas Shop item: