at Camp Pendleton, and starts talking to these dudes – a whole bunch of dudes – that had been drinking (at the bar, like dudes do in bars), and before you know it AP gets a hold of the story, and there’s an affidavit, and, like, fer sure, it all has to be true, because, you know that a bunch of drunks in a bar would NEVER, ever tell a lie to some credulous chick, especially if they had her attention for an hour.
And you know the dudes were telling the truth, because, you know, one of them even said his name is Bo. And the chick, well, of course she won’t lie – and she was just standing there having club soda with lime, after club soda with lime, fer sure!
/end Valley Girl mode.
And that’s the source AP deems reliable.