Germany latest import? Ho’s!
That’s new ho’s. Old ones will become geriatric nurses. Grandpa’s heirs are not available for comment, but there might be a new stepmom nursing in their future.
Rampant poverty? Increasing unemployment? Crumbling infrastructure? Time to alter the flag, change the coat of arms, and bankroll yet another foreign country!
Your country having financial troubles again? Harass the Falklands!
Illegals? Give them a gold card!
Jail raid? Kidnap the French!
Tyrannical lunatics have you worried? Take it out on Bush!
Sued for mismanagement? Tell them you underbilled!
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