So, Hugo, how was your weekend?
First Kofi put Hugo Chávez on on time-out and left him sitting on a corner, making him cancel Hugo’s address at Columbia U’s World Leader Forum.

Then Hugo tells Ted Koppel that he can provide documents of a proposed US invasion to Venezuela, but doesn’t seem to realize is that he’s been talking about a military training excercise from a quarter of a century ago, instead of an actual plan.

Hugo went to church on Sunday, but made sure that members of the organized oposition wouldn’t be allowed to attend. Too bad he didn’t hand out t-shirts.

To top things off, (via Paxety)Two of Chavez’s Cuban bodyguards defect in NY

Two of Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez’s Cuban bodyguards with Venezuelan passports have just defected in New York. This happened while Chavez was whooping it up with Rep. Jose Serrano and other corrupt politicians over in the Bronx, or shortly thereafter.

Must have been because of that intolerable US lifestyle.

So, how ’bout that weekend, Hugo?

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