Grandpa gets A bigger bang from your buck
Age of youngest band member: 62
Year of birth of senior band member: 1936
Projected tour and NFL contract proceeds amount: $300,000,000.00
Whoring for publicity by dumping on American foreign policy at a time of war while making a bundle from the Americans: priceless.

Sometimes you get A Bigger Bang from it all. For the rest of us, there’s MasterCard.

Update Leave it to Ahnuld to come out with a silver linning.