The Anchoress’s vagina’s politically incorrect
and she’s on a roll!
Back when the Vagina Monologues came out I thought two things,
1. It was the latest form of navel-gazing, only with potty language
2. Some smart-a** guy would some come up with the Penis Soliloquies.
I was wrong on item 2, but maybe not. Now The Anchoress roars,
Fear me, liberals, fear The Vagina of Common Sense, The Vagina of Staggering Competence, The Vagina of Victory! Don’t make my Vagina come into Washington and smack you silly, because after reading that item, it is feeling mighty tempted and rambunctious! To arms! To arms! Gird thy vulvas! Equip thy clitorae! Now, onward, Vaginas, to Victory!