Moore gone, or not? Updated
Following John Kerry’s flip-flop lead, after having been GOPsmacked and awarded the “Hypocrite of the Year” Award, Michael Moore Plans Return to Convention, right after signalling himself as a loser on national TV and stating that he would not be returning to Madison Square Garden.
Mr. Moore, who calls John McCaine a “courageous war hero reduced to carrying water for the Bush campaign”, has been known to exhibit great courage when confronted with twenty bags of manure.
In Moore-related news, this blog could not contact Mr. Moore’s spokespersons regarding the following: Michael Moore Signs For Real Madrid as a water carrier.
Update still no word on Real Madrid, but give me a movie featuring a Michael Moore puppet grasping a hot dog in each hand with mustard stains pocking his shirt, and I’m there faster than you can wail “Palme d’Or.”