al-Jazeera confirms shortage of virgins
In its latest installment of the telenovela Dead Man Talking, al-Jazeera confirms that due to a shortage of virgins, rewards have been substituted.
And now for one of my famous limmericks,
They say it’s the voice of Osama,
who never has washed his pajama.
He is offering gold,
or so we are told,
but some of us think it’s a scam-a.