Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

Turkey’s mustache business

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

Who knew men would pay for hair plugs on their upper lip?
Need a Mustache Transplant? Visit Turkey
Hair-Raising Procedure Attracts Whisker-Challenged; Tourism Packages

The procedure uses a technique called follicle-hair extraction, in which doctors remove clusters of hair from the more hirsute areas of the body and implant them along the lip or cheeks to magnify a mustache or beef-up a beard.

We’ll draw a curtain over what “more hirsute areas of the body” they’re talking about.

One thing for sure, Venezuela’s Madurito Bandido doesn’t need no steenkin’ implants: he’s got the biggest mustache in the hemisphere,

¡Llévatelo, Gustavo!

UPDATE:
The mustache chronicles


About Cinco de Mayo, the American holiday

Sunday, May 5th, 2013

Julie Barlow and Jean-Benoȋt Nadeau, authors of The Story of Spanish, point out that Cinco de Mayo No Hecho en México, Actually
Cinco is as American as apple pie. So is the U.S. Hispanic melting pot.

Exactly how Cinco de Mayo turned into the signature celebration of the United States’ 52 million Hispanics is a bit of a mystery—especially since it is hardly celebrated in Mexico outside of the State of Puebla. Cinco de Mayo has no association with Mexican independence. It commemorates a battle on May 5, 1862, in which the Mexican army vanquished the well-equipped French forces of Napoleon III.

No one knows exactly why Hispanics in California began celebrating Cinco de Mayo at the end of the 1860s.

It was a good excuse for a party?

What we do know is that in the 1970s cultural organizers in San Francisco selected Cinco de Mayo from among a slate of holidays as the best pan-national Latino celebration in the U.S. It was a savvy choice. Most Mexicans had never heard of the holiday, so it didn’t carry the risk of pitting different Hispanic nationalities against one another.

I had never heard of cinco de mayo until quite recently, either. Neither had several friends and acquaintances from Latin America, who found out about it once they moved to the USA.

What does The Most Interesting Man in the World have to say about this?

By the way, Bronx native Jonathan Goldsmith is The Most Interesting Man in the World.

Buy the book, drink the beer. Skol!

UPDATE,
The article’s author left a comment! Thank you!

[post updated with info on TMIMitW]

The Swaggies: White House “correspondents” dinner

Saturday, April 27th, 2013

The 20-lb. swag bag

The celebrities: Psy and Barbra Streisand are the latest additions to the list of stars attending D.C.’s “nerd prom” as guests of the media.

The triumph of fluff over substance.

Up to now, performers had the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys.

The White House Correspondents now have theirs: The Swaggies: all the swag & swagger they can fit under one roof in one night.

But! But!
Leave The White House Whorespondents’ Dinner And Integrity Yard Sale Alone!


“The report of my death was an exaggeration”

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

Thanks to Reuters, George Soros can quote Mark Twain now.

Jim Treacher had the best tweet, though,

The Slingshot Channel solution to the Gates challenge

Thursday, April 11th, 2013

German engineering at its finest:

Blogging on more serious matters will resume shortly.

Hitler finds out Google Reader is shutting down

Friday, March 15th, 2013

I have almost 300 feeds in Google Reader (which I use for the Monday Carnival) so my reaction pretty much matches this:

As of the writing of this post, there are Google search 27,000 results for google reader alternatives.

Lesson learned:

UPDATE
Google Reader: The End

SNL Hugo’s Candle in the Wind

Sunday, March 10th, 2013

Friday afternoon Jedi mind trick

Friday, March 1st, 2013

Always the uniter, Obama’s ‘Jedi mind meld’ mixes sci-fi worlds

A “Jedi mind trick” is a power exercised by Jedi Knights in “Star Wars,” usually accomplished by verbal ma­nipu­la­tion (Famous example: “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”)

But “mind meld” is a phenomenon from “Star Trek.” It’s a method of communication used among Vulcans, like Spock.

Voilà!

Live long and prosper, grasshopper!

Halitophobia! in Spanish, no less

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

This kid’s a hoot (sent to me by the Orabrush people),


You can get the Orabrush on Amazon, too!

What, no bacon?

Thursday, January 3rd, 2013

Proceed with caution to the panty-dropping pantry,