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Cuba: Get yer free penile implant!

Here’s a bit of news on that “excellent free Cuban healthcare” sure to warm your heart… or something:

Agence France Presse story at Noticias 24:
Cuba realiza implantes gratuitos de prótesis de penes Cuba operating free penile prosthesis surgeries. There are 28 lucky guys waiting for their overhaul.

Denny’s Uncle Pump would be proud.

Does the free surgery include suture thread, I wonder, or do you have to bring your own?

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3 Responses to “Cuba: Get yer free penile implant!”

  1. Pat Patterson Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    But the original press release called the procedure a “…pencil implant.” Since the fall of the Soviet Union there has been a shortage of pencils but definitely not of… Well, you get my drift.

  2. Ripper Right About the Left | Nolanimrod Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 7:04 pm

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    November 23rd, 2009 at 5:35 pm

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