Free! Government! Cellphones!

Yes, siree, you too can have one, as long as you’re an undocumented alien, at least according to this website:

The Undocumented Immigrant’s Guide to Free Government Cell Phones

But wait! There’s more!

There is a provision included in the immigration bill that could be used to give free cars, motorcycles, scooters or other vehicles to young people around the country over a period of 15 months after the bill passes.
A provision under that new stimulus program title allows for the use of spending the taxpayer money on the program to provide transportation for youth to and from their jobs.

The rest of us schmucks – including all other immigrants who have spent millions of dollars going through the immigration process – will simply have to pay for it, and for ours, and keep our mouths shut, because, we’re racists or something.

(h/t J)

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3 Responses to “Free! Government! Cellphones!”

  1. Pat Patterson Says:

    Only if your poor then reduced monthly charges but the phones are donated not government. And they are generally only able to be used in one geographic area.

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