Obama: Latinos in, utensils out!

President Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?

Just a few days after announcing that his administration would no longer deport about 800,000 young illegal immigrants, you would think that President Obama would be received as something of a hero by NALEO, the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, before whom Obama is giving a speech this afternoon in Orlando. But the Secret Service wasn’t taking any chances. As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney’s Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for “a reason.”

Is Obama Afraid Latinos Will Attack Him With Forks At Luncheon? Or does he think we eat with our hands because we don’t know how to use utensils?

UPDATE,
Forkless Friday at Politico,

But let’s put Ruprecht in charge of the forks and take away the tridents,


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5 Responses to “Obama: Latinos in, utensils out!”

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  2. jlh Says:

    Maybe they were afraid someone would say,”Stick a fork in him He’s done.”

  3. Mad Saint Jack Says:

    Did the Secret Service take forks away from Anna Wintour and her cohorts???

  4. Fausta Says:

    You can be sure they didn’t, Jack!

  5. Cappy Says:

    Unbelievable hate directed toward Josh Mandel, many even claiming that he engineered his signing up for the Marines for commercial and political advantage. Yep, you bet. Easy service at Paris Island is your free ticket to the soft life. Sarcastic enough?