Another day, another rumor about Fidel’s death

It’s not easy being the dictator everyone ignores (except for other dictators and Hollywood celebrities); Rumors of Fidel Castro’s death abound, again.

Years ago, I said that I won’t believe any such rumors until and unless the Communist regime carts out the body and calls the CSI: Miami crew for a full forensic examination, along with corroboration from the FBI, Interpol and Europol that the SOB is actually dead.

When that happens, and, it will happen, expect a display of Tears for the Tyrant.



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