It’s parody time in America

February 8th, 2012

Poor Clint. He did a Super Bowl ad for Chrysler (which is owned by Fiat), with pro-Obama undertones (h/t Instapundit), and now people are making fun of him.

Here’s the original,

Here’s Rush Limbaugh’s parody,

and before you know it, the libertarians jump in, too,

Now everybody and their mom’s doing a parody on YouTube.

Which leaves me wondering, what happened to the Old Spice guy?

And now, a word about granite countertops

February 7th, 2012

The WaPo has a rather long article about granite countertops,
Granite: Why every homeowner wants a piece of the rock
I could have saved them the verbiage. There are 4 reasons why:

  1. You can’t burn them
  2. You can’t scratch them
  3. You can’t stain them, and they’re easy to clean
  4. They look good.

In other words, granite is rock-solid.

Blogging on serious matters shall resume shortly.


Drugs, guns, and bundlers UPDATED

February 7th, 2012

In the New York Times, that arm of the vast right-wing conspiracy,
Obama to Return Major Donations Tied to Fugitive

Two American brothers of a Mexican casino magnate who fled drug and fraud charges in the United States and has been seeking a pardon enabling him to return have emerged as major fund-raisers and donors for President Obama’s re-election campaign.
The casino owner, Juan Jose Rojas Cardona, known as Pepe, jumped bail in Iowa in 1994 and disappeared, and has since been linked to violence and corruption in Mexico. A State Department cable in 2009 said he was suspected of orchestrating the assassination of a business rival and making illegal campaign donations to Mexican officials.

First, the Obama campaign denied knowing about Pepe,

When The New York Times asked the Obama campaign early Monday about the Cardonas, officials said they were unaware of the brother in Mexico.

Later, they came to their senses, sort of,

Later in the day, the campaign said it was refunding the money raised by the family, which totaled more than $200,000.

Because,

Pepe Cardona is one of the largest players in Mexico’s violent and tumultuous casino trade. In 2007, he survived an assassination attempt that was attributed to members of organized crime. The State Department cable, which was part of the cache made public by WikiLeaks, said he was suspected of illegally funneling $5 million into Mexican political campaigns in 2006.

As Jazz Shaw puts it,

Cardona appears to be tied up not only in drug smuggling allegations, but bribing public officials in Mexico and the untimely inhuming of one of his “colleagues” in the trade.

Jazz continues,

Jim Geraghty connects the dots and ties Cardona to the drug cartels in Mexico and all of the violence associated with them, bringing us full circle back to Fast and Furious.

At least these guys are courteous enough to tip the administration that supplies their friends with guns so well…

Too bad the Cardonas didn’t belong to the FALN.

UPDATE,
WyBlog calls Pepe “the new Marc Rich“.

UPDATE 2,
via Thomas, Fugitive Obama Fundraiser Linked to Fast and Furious and the Beltran Leyva cartel.

No school choice, from the NJEA plutocrat

February 7th, 2012

NJEA (the teacher’s union) Executive Director Vincent Giordano, who makes $550,000 a year, when asked about s
NJEA Executive Director to Poor Families: “Life’s Not Always Fair”

When questioned about the fairness of New Jersey’s low income families being financially unable to afford the option of moving their children to better performing schools, Mr. Giordano was cold, dismissive, and completely unsympathetic to their plight.

The exact quote?

“Well, you know, uh, life’s not always fair and I’m sorry about that…” (click here and listen to the clip)

Ah, that 1%…

My amazing psychic abilities…

February 6th, 2012

predicted ahead of time that the Giants would win.

Too bad I didn’t place any bets!


The (brief) Carnival of Latin America & the Caribbean

February 6th, 2012

LatinAmerARGENTINA
The War for Oil… And Squid?, via Instapundit

Prince William’s Falklands tour ‘is his duty to the RAF’
Former Chief of the General Staff General Sir Mike Jackson says Prince William’s arrival in the Falkland Islands is a routine part of life in the Royal Air Force.

BRAZIL
Brazil’s President Flexes Clout in Cuba Trip

Standoff between striking police, soldiers

CHILE
Competition in Chile
The shine comes off

CUBA
Since Fidel is such an exemplary figure of virtue, Pope Benedict XVI to receive Fidel Castro back into the Catholic Church?

Political Repression in Cuba: Rundown for the week of January 30th, 2012

WashPost Coos ‘So Nice to Meet You, Havana’ (But Bring Your Own Charmin)

HAITI
Haiti’s judiciary
Just what the Doc ordered

HONDURAS
What’s the Honduran government’s cut of your travel costs?

LATIN AMERICA
ALBA bloc of nations to see new members
Suriname and St Lucia are seeking membership in the ALBA group of left-leaning nations, as the bloc continues to flex its muscle and take jabs at the United States.

MEXICO
Carlos Slim
Let Mexico’s moguls battle
Mexico suffers from two near-monopolies. It should let them fight each other

Mexico conservatives back woman presidential candidate

PUERTO RICO
17 Dominican migrants die trying to get to Puerto Rico

VENEZUELA
Venezuela’s Fateful Presidential Primary
Chávez’s political opposition attempts to unify behind a candidate.

Venezuela everyday more like Cuba, will smell like it soon

February 4th. 1992: A Day Of Shame For Venezuelans

The week’s posts:
Holder insults Puerto Rican Congressman
Weirdest theft of the year: Chilean ice
Venezuela: Who armed the kids?
Law-abiding Mexicans arm themselves
Fast & Furious: No one’s responsible
Venezuela: Jews fleeing persecution


Scent of the Nanny State

February 6th, 2012

In today’s spam basket,

George Dennison Prentice: “What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.”

If only Nanny Bloomberg would read that. He’s against trans fats, salt, liquor, and even sat on the couch to speak against guns,

since, of course, criminals, by definition, will abide with gun laws, or something.

Now I can’t wait for Nanny Bloomberg to ban perfume:
Wearing Scented Products Like Perfume or Cologne in Public Could Become Regulated

The fragrance issue could put businesses on the hook for legal liability. The head of the human resources department here at FOX Chicago said all employers need take it seriously.

What’s next? Will government send someone to make sure you shower and use antiperspirant daily?

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And, by the way, the Giants home stadium is in New Jersey. Bloomberg is not their mayor.

Super Bowl Sunday

February 5th, 2012

Jim has the graphic. You can watch the ads here.


Holder insults Puerto Rican Congressman

February 3rd, 2012

Holder to Puerto Rican Rep: ‘Wherever you’re from’

If you need confirmation that Republicans on the House Oversight committee got under Attorney General Eric Holder’s skin today at the hearing on Fast and Furious, just look at this response he gave to Rep. Raul Labrador, R-Idaho, who grilled Holder about his own previous statements.

Specifically, note Holder’s comment that “maybe this is the way you do things in Idaho, or wherever you’re from.”

Because Rep. Labrador doesn’t feed from the Dem plantation.

Next thing you know, Holder will be telling Labrador he “doesn’t even look Puerto Rican.”

The incredible shrinking workforce

February 3rd, 2012

Record 1.2 Million People Fall Out Of Labor Force In One Month, Labor Force Participation Rate Tumbles To Fresh 30 Year Low

This is the largest absolute jump in ‘Persons Not In Labor Force’ on record…and biggest percentage jump in 30 years.

This means that the 243,000 jobs created last month were only 957,000 short of providing jobs to those people who are no longer counted as part of the labor force.